Context. Or how to irritate your significant other
dekkitout on
That rival FC part is TOO FAR.
That should give enough context before any tourists start asking…
Phoenix_Will_Die on
If you hate someone that much, why are you still with them? Jesus Christ.
Most_Deer_3890 on
Turn off her wifi and be done.
Edit: if shes still feeling funny, turn the hot water off.
dz2048 on
If she’s really doing this, she deserves to be single forever
I hope somebody pees in her favorite face soap, shortens one leg of her bed, raises the temperature in her refrigerator, and throws away her TV remote
AugustusInBlood on
“Find out what they ate for lunch and make it for dinner”
Jokes on you, I meal prep.
illlojik on
This cute to y’all? Niggas ain’t tired?
Medium-Lake3554 on
That lunch one is not working at all. Is the idea I wouldn’t’ want to have wings twice?
Blyatman702 on
Fuck their sister.
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Guygenius138 on
r/foundsatan
SoulPossum on
Go buy food, but don’t bring her back none.
Start leaving brochures for gym memberships in her purse, but don’t actually buy one.
Take all the knobs off the stove and ask her how she gonna make dinner.
Help her carry in the grocery bags, but only carry in one bag. Turn on the game when she’s on trip #3.
Start liking her friend’s gym selfies.
Hide her bag of Matt’s chocolate chip cookies. Replace them with old chips ahoy and/or famous Amos. Remove a beverages from the house.
See? We can all play these silly games
kanemano on
If you are going out of your way to irritate, let me show you how I can walk away.
brzantium on
These got increasingly British. Is that another thing she’s doing to me?
FastForwardHustle on
ginger_qc on
Flip the breaker where she plugs in her hair tools
Screw on the lid to her favorite avocado oil/pickles/condiments super tight
Turn the water off at the base of the toilet so it won’t flush
Barely unscrew a few hard to reach lightbulbs around the house
We can play this game but no one should have to. Keep your heads up
ferretsRfantastic on
Why are people mad? This just seems like a funny joke to me. I don’t think she is being serious about doing stuff like this. 🤷🏾♀️
Aggressive-Sound-641 on
Calm down Satan
Green_Lantern_Zero on
I’m not trying to wind up as a story on Dateline
the_neverdoctor on
Man, I am so glad I’m not out in these streets.
atomoicman on
“On today’s episode of ‘Do Everything But Leave’”
KendrickBlack502 on
Psychological torture was banned by the Geneva Convention. These qualify as war crimes.
CrackedInterface on
it’s less work being single than all that
Grinzy on
90sRnBMakesMeHappy on
Yikes…Lord, please near have this type of ~~love~~ ~~hate~~ abuse find me.
teenagetwat on
el_throw on
Certain_Degree687 on
I’m gonna need some context here . . . . . . Is this what someone does when they’re in a relationship with a cheater? Is this when she’s roomies with a person she hates?
zeptimius on
Azerty is for rookies. Dvorak all the way!
oflowz on
Weirdo behavior.
She’s the same type complaining there’s no good men
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Context. Or how to irritate your significant other
That rival FC part is TOO FAR.
That should give enough context before any tourists start asking…
If you hate someone that much, why are you still with them? Jesus Christ.
Turn off her wifi and be done.
Edit: if shes still feeling funny, turn the hot water off.
If she’s really doing this, she deserves to be single forever
I hope somebody pees in her favorite face soap, shortens one leg of her bed, raises the temperature in her refrigerator, and throws away her TV remote
“Find out what they ate for lunch and make it for dinner”
Jokes on you, I meal prep.
This cute to y’all? Niggas ain’t tired?
That lunch one is not working at all. Is the idea I wouldn’t’ want to have wings twice?
Fuck their sister.
[deleted]
r/foundsatan
Go buy food, but don’t bring her back none.
Start leaving brochures for gym memberships in her purse, but don’t actually buy one.
Take all the knobs off the stove and ask her how she gonna make dinner.
Help her carry in the grocery bags, but only carry in one bag. Turn on the game when she’s on trip #3.
Start liking her friend’s gym selfies.
Hide her bag of Matt’s chocolate chip cookies. Replace them with old chips ahoy and/or famous Amos. Remove a beverages from the house.
See? We can all play these silly games
If you are going out of your way to irritate, let me show you how I can walk away.
These got increasingly British. Is that another thing she’s doing to me?
Flip the breaker where she plugs in her hair tools
Screw on the lid to her favorite avocado oil/pickles/condiments super tight
Turn the water off at the base of the toilet so it won’t flush
Barely unscrew a few hard to reach lightbulbs around the house
We can play this game but no one should have to. Keep your heads up
Why are people mad? This just seems like a funny joke to me. I don’t think she is being serious about doing stuff like this. 🤷🏾♀️
Calm down Satan
I’m not trying to wind up as a story on Dateline
Man, I am so glad I’m not out in these streets.
“On today’s episode of ‘Do Everything But Leave’”
Psychological torture was banned by the Geneva Convention. These qualify as war crimes.
it’s less work being single than all that
Yikes…Lord, please near have this type of ~~love~~ ~~hate~~ abuse find me.
I’m gonna need some context here . . . . . . Is this what someone does when they’re in a relationship with a cheater? Is this when she’s roomies with a person she hates?
Azerty is for rookies. Dvorak all the way!
Weirdo behavior.
She’s the same type complaining there’s no good men